Alex Smith has been traded to the Kansas City Chiefs.
Finally, he’s following in Joe Montana’s footsteps.

Alex Smith has been traded to the Kansas City Chiefs.

Finally, he’s following in Joe Montana’s footsteps.

I don’t know why they wasted time with Ahmad Brooks and Isaac Sopoaga, but Guy’s take on Chris Culliver is spot-on. “Maybe you should worry less about gets behind me on Saturday, and worry a little more about Jacoby Jones getting behind you on Sunday night.”

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“San Francisco belongs to gays, old Chinese ladies and hipsters. Everyone who loves plaid and leafy greens.”

Guy Branum’s “No More Mr. Nice Gay” segment from Totally Biased.

Despite the donation, the 49ers have a long way to go to match the popularity of the four-time Super Bowl champion Buffalo Bills in Armenia.

The 1985 49ers and their championship song, “We’re the 49ers.” They ain’t taking prisoners from anyone.

This was the halftime entertainment the last time the 49ers won the Super Bowl. The show was called “Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye,” and it was about Dr. Jones stealing the Lombardi Trophy. At the end, everyone sang “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?” - including Indy, who added “except for snakes!” under his breath at every chorus.

This was the halftime entertainment the last time the 49ers won the Super Bowl. The show was called “Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye,” and it was about Dr. Jones stealing the Lombardi Trophy. At the end, everyone sang “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?” - including Indy, who added “except for snakes!” under his breath at every chorus.

IN YOUR FACE CHRIS CULLIVER!!!
(via Deadspin)

IN YOUR FACE CHRIS CULLIVER!!!

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If you’ve always wanted your own temporary versions of Colin Kaepernick’s extensive tattoos, then you are in luck. Kaepertat.com has got your back (or, technically, your well-muscled arms). This startup replaced AlexSmithTat.com, which mostly sold fake goatees, after it was concussed by a denial-of-service attack.
Even if you aren’t planning to buy, it’s worth giving the site a read - or at least a read-option. Kaepernick fandom’s not just for San Quentin anymore, after all.

If you’ve always wanted your own temporary versions of Colin Kaepernick’s extensive tattoos, then you are in luck. Kaepertat.com has got your back (or, technically, your well-muscled arms). This startup replaced AlexSmithTat.com, which mostly sold fake goatees, after it was concussed by a denial-of-service attack.

Even if you aren’t planning to buy, it’s worth giving the site a read - or at least a read-option. Kaepernick fandom’s not just for San Quentin anymore, after all.

One of the brothers is going to lose the Super Bowl. I’m hoping it’s Jim. 

One of the brothers is going to lose the Super Bowl. I’m hoping it’s Jim. 

QB Pre-Party Update

As of 12:30 AM Atlanta time, Colin Kaepernick was just liking photos of hot girls from Sacramento on Instagram. I feel ok about his readiness for the game.

Vernon Davis, 2006

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Vernon Davis, 2006

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NFC West Champions sweatshirts, the perfect gift for the under confident 49er fan in your life.

NFC West Champions sweatshirts, the perfect gift for the under confident 49er fan in your life.