And on the 53 man cut down day, New England released him.
Someone will sign Tebow because why not? he can’t play QB, but a lot of NFL QB’s can’t play QB in the NFL. It’s the most difficult job in sports.
Still, from what I can tell, Tebow understands the position and, as they say, “those who can’t, teach”.
I can see a team picking him up for cheap, using him as a sideline QB to help with playcalls and adjustments and also help the team sell jerseys and “hope” for the easily mislead fans.
It’s official: Multiple media outlets(ESPN, NYT, etc.) AND my uncle Sully(season ticket holder) have now confirmed that the Jets & Broncos agreed to a deal sending Tim Tebow from Denver to the J…E…T…S…JETS-JETS-JETS!!!
In order to win the Super Bowl, the Broncos sacrificed a virgin.
Cause you had a bad day
You’re taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don’t know
You tell me don’t lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day…
Peyton Manning to sign with Broncos. Denver will look to trade
Jesus Christ SuperstarTim Tebow
That’s an actual sentence from a story on the NFL.com iPad app, describing Kim Kardashian’s alleged crush on Tim Tebow. I have two follow up thoughts to add:
1. I will work to find out exactly who at NFL.com wrote it, so as to give them the proper credit.
"Tom, my NFL consigliere, what brings you here today?"
"Forgive me Father, but I have a delicate issue to discuss with you. This QB from Denver. I think it’s time I taught him a lesson and sent him home for the offseason. I thought I did it once, but he has returned. This time in my own home. This is unforgivable to me."
"You are right. You dealt with him once, spared him his NFL life, & now he returns, seeking revenge? It is time for this QB to be taught a lesson. Go out this week & silence him once & for all."
"Thank you, Father. I knew you’d understand."
"Of course. And remember: Leave the gun, but take the cannoli."