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BTW, Dan Wetzel writes for Yahoo Sports, these are legit quotes

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Balled too Hard

There is a report out that the reigning defensive player of the year, Terrell Suggs, has torn his Achilles tendon. An injury of that magnitude would likely force him to miss the entirety of the season.

Chuck is unorthodox. He’s like the Joker. You never really expect what he’s going to do, and everything has a motive.

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Terrell Suggs, on new Colts coach Chuck Pagano. Pagano plans to begin his tenure in Indianapolis by making a pencil disappear into Joseph Addai’s forehead, burning half of Tony Dungy’s face to make him turn to evil, and by picking up Peyton Manning’s contract option - in other words, lighting a giant pile of money on fire.

Terrell Suggs, Ball So Hard University.
It’s cray.

Hey look, Terrell Suggs thinks he’s a film maker. You can’t make this stuff up.

(Source: weblogs.baltimoresun.com)

That bizarre and lucky touchdown from yesterday’s Ravens at Pittsburgh game.

Terrell Suggs’ twitter photo that went viral this afternoon.

The story was about his shirt but I could swear that he is in handcuffs. I mean this is the guy who just last year allegedly threatened to pour bleach on his fiancee and her son.

Wow, fantastic play by Big Ben. To be able to escape the pressure long enough to side arm that thing is impressive. Clearly, he’s talented in more ways than picking up minors. In all honesty though, great play.

There is no way that Ben weighs 241 pounds. Look at him compared to Suggs. According to NFL.com:

Ben Roethlisberger - 6’5” 241 lbs

Terrell Suggs - 6’3” 260 lbs

Ben could play on the Steelers struggling offensive line if he wanted to.

Asked how he elevated his play this season from 2009, Sizzle said with a deadpan expression and tongue in cheek:
“I quit doing cocaine.”

(Ken Murray of the Baltimore Sun)

I don’t understand why people think the Ravens are a bunch of thugs.

Asked how he elevated his play this season from 2009, Sizzle said with a deadpan expression and tongue in cheek:

“I quit doing cocaine.”

(Ken Murray of the Baltimore Sun)

I don’t understand why people think the Ravens are a bunch of thugs.

“He had his chance,” Brady said. “Maybe if he gets another chance (in the playoffs) he can try to back those words up. But he had a chance yesterday. You know, we’ve played guys a lot, and they’ve beat us one time in all the times that I’ve played them. They talk a lot for beating us once in nine years.”

- Tom Brady on Terrell Suggs post game comments.

“He had his chance,” Brady said. “Maybe if he gets another chance (in the playoffs) he can try to back those words up. But he had a chance yesterday. You know, we’ve played guys a lot, and they’ve beat us one time in all the times that I’ve played them. They talk a lot for beating us once in nine years.”

- Tom Brady on Terrell Suggs post game comments.