Tom Brady just can’t get himself a high-five…

(Click pic for story via CBS Sports/Will Brinson)

Tom Brady just can’t get himself a high-five…

(Click pic for story via CBS Sports/Will Brinson)

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Another Patriots season ends in disappointment for Tom Brady, who hasn’t won a championship since 2004. Brady won three titles in his first four seasons as New England’s starting quarterback. (Damian Strohmeyer/SI)
GALLERY: Rare Photos of Tom Brady

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Another Patriots season ends in disappointment for Tom Brady, who hasn’t won a championship since 2004. Brady won three titles in his first four seasons as New England’s starting quarterback. (Damian Strohmeyer/SI)

GALLERY: Rare Photos of Tom Brady

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Pic: Ray Lewis consoles his latest victim, Tom Brady.

thescore:

Pic: Ray Lewis consoles his latest victim, Tom Brady.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

The Playoffs Are About QBs: Brady vs. Schaub

The NFL playoffs always come down to quarterback matchups. Let’s look at these guys head-to-head. Let’s look at Tom Brady vs. Matt Schaub, AKA, New England vs. Houston.

Archenemy:

  • Brady: Waterslides
  • Schaub: Male pattern baldness
  • Advantage: Brady

Rings:

  • Brady: Three Super Bowl rings
  • Schaub: Missed last year’s playoffs with a case of ringworm
  • Advantage: Brady

Historic antecedent to his team:

  • Brady: Irish guys tossing around a pig bladder and punching each other.
  • Schaub: Houston Oilers
  • Advantage: Schaub

Brazil:

  • Brady: Married to supermodel Gisele
  • Schaub: Deathly allergic to Brazil nuts
  • Advantage: Brady

Pro Bowl:

  • Brady: Never plays because he’s in the Super Bowl
  • Schaub: Won MVP in 2009
  • Advantage: Brady

Post-NFL career plans:

  • Brady: Congressman
  • Schaub: Founder of his own discount brokerage, Charles Schaub.
  • Advantage: Brady

Tom Brady takes it 5-1, while Matt Schaub pulls a hamstring just participating in this matchup.

Texans at Patriots: Champions Of The Past

by @steven_lebron

In the last seven seasons:

Detroit Red Wings: lost in quarter-finals, lost in Conference Finals, won Stanley Cup, lost Stanley Cup Finals, lost Conference semi-finals, lost Conference semi-finals, lost in quarter-finals.

San Antonio Spurs: lost in semi-finals, won NBA Finals, lost in Western Conference finals, lost in first round, lost in semi-finals, lost in first round, lost in Western Conference Finals

New York Yankees: lost in ALDS, lost in ALDS, missed playoffs, won World Series, lost in ALCS, lost in ALDS, lost in ALCS

New England Patriots: lost in divisional round, lost in Conference championship round, lost in Super Bowl, lost in Wild Card round, lost in divisional round, lost in Super Bowl

In a sample of 28 seasons across the four teams which you would consider to be most consistent over the past decade or less, the teams have combined to win just three championships. None for New England.

We can talk helmet catch, or the Manningham encore that prevented two more Super Bowls for Brady and Belichick, but what about a wild card round loss to the Ravens where the game was essentially over after one quarter, or the more inexplicable loss to the Jets in the season after that?

At some point, we cross a threshold with these teams where it’s hard to manage between reputation and actual results. The Patriots are great every year — they’ve almost unbeatable in the second half of the season. Their defense isn’t exactly a brick wall, but the offense can turn it on almost at will, as we saw against Buffalo and San Francisco this year.

Brady is still one of the best quarterbacks in the league but even being half a step slower — with a lesser defense than the championship years — means the margin of error between a playoff exit and a Super Bowl has gotten much thinner.

We don’t expect the Texans to put up much of a challenge, as they were unimpressive in victory last week, doing as little as you could in winning to convince anyone that they were once 11-1. Also, we’ve already seen the Patriots methodically tear down this Houston team just several weeks ago, and that was without the injured Rob Gronkowski.

The talent should win out this week, but assuming that the Patriots are the best team in the AFC or in the league might be too simple of a conclusion and one that merits less and less support as the years between championships go by.

It just might not matter this week.

Patriots win 21-16.

What does everybody think?

The decal that Tom Brady & the New England Patriots will be wearing today in honor of the City of Newtown and Sandy Hook Elementary.

The decal that Tom Brady & the New England Patriots will be wearing today in honor of the City of Newtown and Sandy Hook Elementary.

The Seattle Seahawks took Tom Brady and the New England Patriots to task today, and since they’re 4-2, Seahawks corner Richard Sherman decided to boast about it on his twitter account. He briefly posted the above photo and went on, saying:

"Brady sure looks like a man who turned the 12thMan against us"

Sherman then attached a photo of Brady walking off the field dejectedly.
Spoils of victory? Or is the 2nd year defense man kicking up a hornets nest?

The Seattle Seahawks took Tom Brady and the New England Patriots to task today, and since they’re 4-2, Seahawks corner Richard Sherman decided to boast about it on his twitter account. He briefly posted the above photo and went on, saying:

"Brady sure looks like a man who turned the 12thMan against us"

Sherman then attached a photo of Brady walking off the field dejectedly.

Spoils of victory? Or is the 2nd year defense man kicking up a hornets nest?

(Source: deadspin.com)


“He’s such a good-looking guy. Obviously, he gets banged up, and he’s probably the toughest metrosexual I’ve ever come across.” Wes Welker on Tom Brady

“He’s such a good-looking guy. Obviously, he gets banged up, and he’s probably the toughest metrosexual I’ve ever come across.”
Wes Welker on Tom Brady

Fastest QB ever to 125 wins. The Pats win in Tennessee brings Brady’s career record to 125-35 as a starting QB. Staggering record.

Fastest QB ever to 125 wins. The Pats win in Tennessee brings Brady’s career record to 125-35 as a starting QB. Staggering record.

sportsnetny:

What the who?
(TMZ.com)

Tom Brady could go with the Keith Flynt and it wouldn’t matter because he’s still with Gisele. 

sportsnetny:

What the who?

(TMZ.com)

Tom Brady could go with the Keith Flynt and it wouldn’t matter because he’s still with Gisele. 

Thomas Edward Patrick “Hipster” Brady, Jr. front row for Lakers-Celtics.

Thomas Edward Patrick “Hipster” Brady, Jr. front row for Lakers-Celtics.