I don’t know why they wasted time with Ahmad Brooks and Isaac Sopoaga, but Guy’s take on Chris Culliver is spot-on. “Maybe you should worry less about gets behind me on Saturday, and worry a little more about Jacoby Jones getting behind you on Sunday night.”


“San Francisco belongs to gays, old Chinese ladies and hipsters. Everyone who loves plaid and leafy greens.”

Guy Branum’s “No More Mr. Nice Gay” segment from Totally Biased.